Sunday, August 17, 2008

Aeroline -Directly from Penang to Damansara



If your looking for buses that goes directly from Penang to Damansara you can look for Aeroline. This bus stops (behind one-utama shopping mall-New Wing) in Damansara. The ride took about 4.5 hours but at 9.15pm I was at Damansara. It felt more like a short ride actually. Everything was very confortable except their seats were not as confortable as the Konsortium(executive class). Konsortium seats are big and confortable, that can't be denied. But when it comes to service, Aeroline's service is good.
There were two cabin crews that served us food and drinks. They also provided us with a cushion pillow and a blanket if we were cold. I felt more like on a plane rather than a bus. lol. The drivers were more careful when driving on the road compared to Konsortium.
The Aeroline buses from Penang to Damansara leaves at 5pm daily from Sungai Nibong, Penang bas station and it reaches Damansara by 9.30pm.

Thinking of taking a Train?? Think twice!!


Last saturday I tooked a train back from KL to Butterworth (2nd class RM34). The train was suppose to arrive at KL central at 2.19pm but it arrived at 2.45pm. The train didn't leave immediately, we had to wait for 1 hour in the train without air-con and lights because of some technical problem. So the actual time the train left was almost 3.45pm.


I reach Butterworth at 10.15pm about almost 1 hour late. So if you are thinking of taking a train, think twice!! For those who do not have time, please do not take a train.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

A Communist Job


I found the article below from another blog and I think it's so funny and quite sarcastic too. Who will like to work in this type of company??

Employee Rules and Regulations

Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.

Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.


Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.

At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!

You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.

Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.

Mails
Don't read junk and forwarded mails.


~Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,

All questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations,consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management.

~I thank God for the company I am in right now. ~Prudence

LLB (Look Like Busy)


Most of us who study law will know what is LLB. But for those who don't, let me teach you what is LLB. LLB means Look Like Busy. When do you usually apply this teory? lol.. It's simple.. Apply it when your too FREE at work. :P

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Unveiling the Secret for Cuts

Here are some tips if you accidently cut your hand. A few weeks back, I was cutting some pieces of paper with a blade and I accidently cut my finger. And I acted immediately, and it was better within seconds actually. If you ever come across a situation like this, here's what you can do immediately.

Small Cuts
When you get a cut, quickly or immediately use a finger to press and close the cut. Press it for about 5 to 10 minutes. Our body is made in such a way, that it will heal all by itself even without medicine. Next, you can remove your finger from the cut area. You will see that there is no scar or blood coming out from the cut. That's good! But do not touch the area for a day or 2 allowing it to completely heal.


~* For big cuts, I would recommended you go for stitching.
~Prudence